on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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