I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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