love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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