I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We don't watch enough power rangers
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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