Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
