It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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