My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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