you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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