So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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