walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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