I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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