I need help removing her.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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