There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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