how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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