so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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