Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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