Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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