Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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