Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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