what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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