So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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