Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Reggie can tackle my bush.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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