My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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