Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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