if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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