The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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