Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This house was built for laser tag.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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