it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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