Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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