I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
tell me about the fingering
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