I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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