Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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