susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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