i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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