Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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