I wanna passion pit in your ass
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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