Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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