i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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