Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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