If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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