My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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