I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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