When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
