There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
third nipple confirmed
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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