This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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