I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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