I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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