What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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