people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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