bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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