Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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