Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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