i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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